Ahdksjeuduyej thank
And it’s my absolute favorite omg. 
I actually got matching undies for it. 
And I never do that.

Ahdksjeuduyej thank
And it’s my absolute favorite omg.
I actually got matching undies for it.
And I never do that.

i think it gets to the point where like we need this game to come out because we keep thinking about scenarios that will not happen in game probably and ye

NAH SON
WE STARTED #RIDETHEBULL
WE CAN TOTALLY DO THIS

every single one of iron bull's stories with cadash probably start with "so we were fucking right.." and the parents gasp everytime because OH MY GOD WHAT

"This one time, at inquisition camp…!"
Cadash literally has to get up and walk around outside bc they are just so. done.

and each night he insists on rubbing some of the pain from her feet and tending to her blisters and cleaning her armor and weapons for her despite her protests. "I will take care of you," he says, sternly and she is caught by the tone of his voice. "Something is bothering you." "...We should not have been driven from the mountain. I should have protected your family as well. If i had not fallen asleep those traitors wouldn't have." he stops and shakes his head and she is surprised by his guilt
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Lady c actually get choked up for the first time since she had to leave and all she can manage to do is crawl in his lap and hug him tightly, burying her face in the crook of his neck.

imagine cadash introducing bull to her/his parents and iron bull is nervous so he randomly blurts out things he shouldn't and cadash just slams their face into the dinner table over and over

Cadash:*stares into distance with a vague expression of annoyance like it’s The Office*

bae i'm bored so imma send you little ideas ye. the first is: imagine iron bull reacting to red lyrium or being around someone affected by the red lyrium

Imagine varrics piece of red lyrium(if he keeps it) slowly driving everyone insane uvu

imagine your aeducan and anora and conversations about royal stuff

My canon lady a doesn’t like Anora on a personal level, but she respects her thirst for power and her determination to get it.
But by the end of the conversation it’s probably just a sass match

lifeofaseamonster:

everyda-i:

this is what comes to my head when I read the advertisement of “MEET THE HEROES”

omfg

Cadash having joined with other dragon slayers in her quest to find him, before discovering he was not the monster she thought he was. this prompted by him sparing her life and risking his own to save her from fire/fallingboulders/something. Him taking her to a high mountain home where she can't get away, but bringing her food and coats until she allowed him to explain himself. Becoming friends. Him agreeing to guard the gold of her people. On the way back the dragon slayers get him uwu
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lifeofaseamonster:

dwarvenqueen:

perfect

sobs

lifeofaseamonster officialvarrictethras

you guys are being paged, there is a heartbreaking au that needs to be written.

wait is iron bull a dragon slayer in this AU?

Nah
He is/ the dragon uvvu

morrigayy:

dwarvenqueen:

morrigayy:

dwarvenqueen:

morrigayy:

dwarvenqueen:

For anon uvu Sorry for the bra shot but its like 11 and I’m kind of in pjs. This tank doesn’t cover much tbh

you’re the cutest oh my goddddd squeaaaaaaal

oh no/a senpai has noticed mE/

me?? a senpai???? an important one???????????? COME HERE LET ME NOTICE YOU HARDER

YES, A V IMPORTANT S-SENPAI!*dramatic cherry blossom anime shit*

I’VE NEVER BEEN THIS FLATTERED IN MY WHOLE LIFE BEFORE WOW
I mean… it’s not like I’m happy to be your senpai or anything b-baka

Awe look at my Senpai you guys!! They are so cute and tsundere~ uvu

morrigayy:

dwarvenqueen:

morrigayy:

dwarvenqueen:

morrigayy:

dwarvenqueen:

For anon uvu
Sorry for the bra shot but its like 11 and I’m kind of in pjs. This tank doesn’t cover much tbh

you’re the cutest oh my goddddd squeaaaaaaal

oh no
/a senpai has noticed mE/

me?? a senpai???? an important one???????????? COME HERE LET ME NOTICE YOU HARDER

YES, A V IMPORTANT S-SENPAI!
*dramatic cherry blossom anime shit*

I’VE NEVER BEEN THIS FLATTERED IN MY WHOLE LIFE BEFORE WOW

I mean… it’s not like I’m happy to be your senpai or anything b-baka

Awe look at my Senpai you guys!! They are so cute and tsundere~ uvu